just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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