You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
