we have officially lost it.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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