So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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