Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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