I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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