Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think my fart just growled at me.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
