The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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