everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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