she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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