My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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