AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
