Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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