so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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