very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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