Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
