my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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