Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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