We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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