i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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