hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
