He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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