do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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