I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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