Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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