I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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