I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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