I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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