Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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