not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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