I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish I only lived at night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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