Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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