i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
