If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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