You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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