So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
