That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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