All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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