omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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