So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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