Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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