yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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