actually, I'm a sock model
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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