Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
