my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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