How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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