Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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