How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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