Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I need a beard to bite.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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