Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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